QuoteDB der Fachschaft Informatik @ TU-Wien

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Your quote will be held for moderation. An administrator must approve the quote, before it appears.

Submission tips:
  • Not using the comment field nearly always makes the quote funnier. For the person to understand the joke, the punchline should hit last.
  • Leave off "haha" or "lol" at the end of quotes. Go look at some of the top quotes and add "<whoever> haha" to the end. See?
  • Fix misspellings and things. Remove timestamps unless necessary. There are a couple hilarious quotes where the punchline has an unrelated typo and it really throws the joke.
  • For one-liners and quips, the shorter it is the better. It's okay to edit for brevity and clarity.
  • If anonymising use <A>, <B>, <C>, ... - sometimes anonymous quotes are much less fun, as the readers cannot imagine the talkers voices.
  • Use {quote#QUOTENUM} (eg {quote#1}) to reference a quote. It will be expanded to a link!
  • NEW (2020-02-27): If you supply your Inf-Coin wallet address you will be awarded Inf-Coins for the submission, once approved.

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